i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
i want to travel the world but i also want to stay home in bed
And this is why Bilbo Baggins speaks to my soul.
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
Give me spending money too
*opens the same five websites over and over again, hoping something will change*